2/3/2001 - DDR Adventures
You know what?  Has this ever happened to you?  It has to me.  And do you want to know why?  Because there are some lousy DDR posers who sit there, hold the bar, and play catastrophic songs staring at the panels/their crotch the entire time while they play.  Sure, the don't MISS any... but they look like fucking idiots!  Yes, I'm very bitter about it.  I hate those people.  We actually dance when playing the game.  We hit most of the notes.  and yet we do not even come CLOSE to getting the same respect because they memorize a fucking pattern and hold the bar like a baby who can't walk.   Either way, the DDR scene is pretty fucking sad in any part of the country other than California.  I'm not in California, which is why I'm bitter.  Unfortunatley unless you've been to Cali, most people think that playing DDR is all about holding the bar and getting all the points.  I hate you all.  That's about it.  Tommy's hair is now blue again, so now our comic is almost up to being vaguely accurate.  Who cares huh?  I'm too tired to type anything more involved.

~ Nuriko

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